how do flat chested girls get laid?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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