Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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