Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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