Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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