Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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