Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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