omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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