i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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