We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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