And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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