I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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