Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
wow bdsm is so cute
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