im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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