I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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