Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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