My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
