Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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