I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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