why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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