I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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