I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
This is my life. Enjoy the view
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
