chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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