have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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