i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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