It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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