Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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