Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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