So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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