Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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