my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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