Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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