white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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