ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
