Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm at about main and main street
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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