Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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