I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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