I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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