I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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