Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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