If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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