THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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