Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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