he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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