Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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