So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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