Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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