Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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