Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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