Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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