I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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