Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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