you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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