You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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