If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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